Change

Remember that if you try really hard you can change things into other things. One time this guy changed a tree into a different tree. Now, I know what you're thinking, 'but it's still a tree, nothing changed!' but this was a different tree and it looked more like a lemur or an Atlas V rocket, or democracy than anything else. It also looked like breakfast cereal. You can't change breakfast cereal into anything other than jokes. Jokes can't be changed into anything else other than more jokes, or cowboys, or breakfast cereals.

 

-conor